Tuesday, May 26, 2009

:: Kursus Induksi Umum - Part 2 ::


Venue : Elephant Sanctuary, Kuala Gandah,
Lanchang, Pahang

Still remember my previous entry on Kursus Induksi ??? ala entry yg bln mac lepas tu.. here is the link. I promise to tell you about the elephant rite?? So here goes…

One of the activity during the Kursus is that every peserta kursus telah di bawa melawat ke Kuala Gandah Elephant Sanctuary. Went there by bus. Sgt cramp hokehhh... dua seat share 3 org.. yg bdk lelaki kena berdiri.. gentleman la gitieeww.. tak jauh sgt from IBD.. lebih kurang 10 min kot..

:: upon arriving at Elephant Santuary ::

So smpi sana En Wan kasi briefing sket, n distribute the tiket utk naik gajah.. ngehehhe.. well what so special about dis place??

:: dgr taklimat from En Wan ::


:: ahli Kumpulan 2... "Unity" ::


:: me n ikin yg keriangan ::

"Dis place actually offers visitors a hands-on introduction to the largest mammal on earth. Worker elephants are trained to help "guide and mother' others during the relocation process to National Park wildlife sanctuaries. Visitors are invited to help bath them in the shallow river or ride them. The juniors have sense of humour, so watch out for a dunking as you try to clamber up their backs!"

:: sian anak gajah nie.. kaki die tempang sbb kena jerangkap samar ::

Getting there
From Kuala Lumpur, take the Karak highway to Lanchang, passing Karak along the way. Once in Lanchang, turn left into the road just before the BP gas station, then follow the ample direction signage of the Elephant Sanctuary. You will pass by an Orang Asli settlement before you reach the Kuala Gandah Elephant Sanctuary. The journey takes about 2 to 2 1/2 hours (roughly 160km from Kuala Lumpur).

What to do?
- Ride the elephant
- Feed the elephant
- Bath with elephant

:: during elephant ride =p.. xsker la dok blkg.. mcm nk jatuh jer ::

ACTIVITY SCHEDULE
1pm , 1-30pm & 3-45pm:
Video Documentary show @ the Visitor Registration Office
2pm
The elephants will be led away to the holding area for grooming &
handfeeding where visitors will be invited in the handfeeding session.
*PLEASE do not approach the holding area until ALL the elephants have
been safely secured by the staff on duty!
*2-30pm
Overland elephant rides followed by an EleFun time with the
elephants in the nearby river!!!
4pm
Leave some donations - The sanctuary closes @ 5pm!
*PLEASE - give the staff & elephants a break by not
coming over on Fridays - thank U!
* depends on the number of visitors for the day!
Only the
FIRST 100 visitors will be given yellow stickers!


owh btw, I had the opportunities to ride on the elephant... twice =p... 1st time ride biaser, & 2nd time "bathing with the elephant"... besttt tp sakitt sket la... kulit gajah mempunyai bulu yg agak tajam.. so paham2 sndri la ekk... =p.. so nk ory sket pasal "bathing time". siapa2 yg nk nak mandi dgn gajah kena beratur kn pangkin tp sungai.. it was built there so dat kite berdiri searas dgn gajah.. then dlm 4-5 org akan naik kt blkg gajah.. pastu gajah tu akan msk dlm sungai dan dgn nengader nyer die akan jatuh kn badan die dgn penunggang2 yg ada kt blkg die tu ke dlm sungai.. ehehhe.. bestt bestt.. mcm bahaya je sbb takut gak kalu die terpijak kite ke aper kn.. tp gajah tu dh well train, so insya-Allah mmg slamat la..
So jom layan gambar...

:: peluk kuat2.. nnt jatuh dlm sungai ::


:: readyy..... gajah nk jatuh kn kite dlm airr.....aaaaaa ::


:: kami yg kebasahan.. but it was funnn =p... really... mehh arr dtg Kuala Gandah ::

Monday, May 25, 2009

:: wood_devalic vs anglelady ::

Venue : UTM chatroom
Nick name 1 : wood_devalic
Nick name 2 : anglelady

pertemuan di chatroom yang tidak di duga
pertembungan 2 nick name yg berlainan jantina
saat terlihat nama itu, hati tertarik utk berchatting
salam perkenalan dihulur kn
akhirnya membawa ke jinjang pelamin =p..

*kisah ini bermula pada Tahun 1 Sem 1 (2000)

pertemuan pertama : Dewan DSI menjadi saksi..
bermula dgn bertukar2 buku rujukan, study bersama di library & akhirnya berchenta =p..
Tarikh: 16 Februari 2001
Bermulanya saat status Single bertukar kpd In Relationship =p

Tarikh : 11 November 2007, kami telah mengikat tali pertunangan


Akhirnya pada 19 October 2008 kami telah di satu kan sebagai
Mr & Mrs Farid..
Alhamdulillah =p
Moga Allah S.W.T memberkati jodoh kami...
Amin

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Mari belajar memancing...

Fuh... akhirnya tercapai gak hasrat den nak memancing samo bini den yg tercinto nie... agak adventure laa activity kali nie... super duper yummy...

OK.. Kali Nie den nak report pasal activity kat kolam Rus Kijang nie... Mosti ramei yang tau, Kolam Pancing Rus Kijang, kat area Kemensah belakang Zoo Negara tuh.. fuh.. dia nyer ikan boleh tahan byk.. rasa cam nak menjala jew... seperti yg korang maklum kat area Kemensah nie ado dua kolam,

  1. Kolam Pancing Joran Terjun (Tompat filem Baiknyer Cilok)
  2. Kolam Pancing Rus Kijang Park

"Kolam Pancing RusKijang Park"

Aktiviti kali nie agak berlainan sikit, sobab den pon tak der laa terror sangat memancing.. kalo mancing udang tuh boleh laaa.. kekekeke... Apa-apa pun den nak ucapkan terima kasih laa kat saudara Shah, yg telah ajor den camne nak ikan mata kail, ajo cara nak baling, ikat breedline dan macam2 laie laa... Set pancing den tak der laa hebat mano.. tapi boleh laa takat nak naik ikan patin 9 / 10 kilo...

"Shimano Slade 2500SB Reel, Juz a small reel but value for money"



"Kelengkapan Memancing... Sabun di bilik mandi.... lalalalala"


Alamak.. den nie dah lari dari cito asal.. ok back to my story lah... Pukul 8 am laie den dah bangun siap2 nak pi sarapan sebelum pi mancing. Umpan semua den dah ado.. cuma tak tau cukup ke idak. den cuma berbekalkan umpan cacing, groub, bomb dedak power ngan roti gardenia jek. kekekeke... tepat pukul 10 jerk, den ngan bini terpacak kat kolam ruskijang nie. Den tgk tak ramai org.. ada lah 4 orang jek..

"Nie nama nyer Grub a.k.a Umpan Plastik"


"Nie namanyer DragonFly.. Sajerk suka suka amik. Kalau tak suka jgn tengok. den tak larang... kekeke"


"Takkan nie pon nak bagi tau gak kot!!! Nie cacing tanah laa...."


"Haaa.. Yang nie Bomb cap helang.. huhuhu.. dgn kater lain dedak... "


Den pon per laie... pi kaunter, borak borak ckit dgn owner kolam tu then teruih cari port baek.. maksud baek tuh... yg tak berapa paneh laa.. Mula mula den try pakai umpan cacing tanah, main bottom lew atau dgn erti kata lain tak pakai pelampung cuma pakai batu pemberat.. ada paham?!. Pastu, pancing yang satu lagi den pakai pelampung.. so den nak try main middle lah...


"Ratu Pancing kat kolam RusKijang.. kekekeke"


Pergh.. satu jam den tunggu.. takder hasil... tak boleh jadi nihh.. den tukar teknik plak.. sebab ikan byk main area permukaan kolam.. den try main casting guna groub. Maksud groub tuh umpan plastik dan maksud casting tuh teknik pancing campak dan tarik. Fuh.. agak berpeluh den main teknik casting nie... slalu duk air-cond... kali nie den "sun-cond".. kekekeke...


"Tesen den membetulkan tali... biasa laa kalau ratu guna..."


Fuh.. jam dah pukul 12 tongah hari nie... matahari pon dh togak yoo atas kpala.. den tgk semua pemancing lom laie naik kan hasil.. sonyap yoo... Den pon tukau laa port.. den pi try main area tengah.. guna teknik casting laie.. sobabnyo byk ikan haruan ngan talapia yg merayau rayau kat gigi air.. geram den tgknyer.... rasa cam nak tombak kan ajer.. kekeke... Tapi hasilnya tetap sama... grrrr.....


"Iklan sat nooo... Lawa sandal nie... hehehe jgn mare baby..."


Grrrr.... kecewa campur hampa tapi dgn berbekalkan semangat MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!... bini den ajak tukar port kat bawah pokok mangga dekat ngan sangkar ikan tuh... Tempat nya agak tinggi dan redup sambil angin sepoi sepoi bahasa bertiupan.. cewah!!!! Masa den tengah nak masukkan umpan tetiba owner kolam pancing nie datang kat den, almaklumlah kami nie baru kat kolam tuh.. So, dengan berbekalkan tunjuk ajar dan nasihat owner kolam , den pon cuba teknik yg diajar...


"Besh besh besh... We are the besh...."


Fuh tak sampai 15 minit.. pancing kedua iaitu empunyanya bini den.. ditarik ikan besau... Greeeetttttttttttttttttttt......... Den pon per lagi... zaassss... Dlm hati den.. napo laa ko tarik pancing nie.. jenuh den nak narik balik... Hhhmmm... dgn 3 kali henjutan jerk... ikan tuh dapat lepas kan diri... waaaaa.... kecewa rasa nya... Tak terdaya den nak melawan ikan patin tuh dgn reel kecik cikai cap ayam... 30 - 40 meter si patin tuh tarik dan terus menghilang kan diri... mungkin bukan rezekiku....

Tak per.. den pun dgn kecewa duduk kat tepi sambil mengikat umpan ke mata kail... Tiba tiba!!!!!! Kriiittttttttttt.... reel shimano den ditarik hebat.. nasib baik tak tertarik ke kolam... Wah.. agak kuat ikan nie menarik... Den tarik... si ikan melawan... den lepas kan tali, biar dia main main dulu... den tarik semula.. si ikan tarik hampir hampir sangkut kat sangkar.. Ces.. tak leh jadi nie... Den pon per laie.. henjut sampai lomah ikan tuh dibuek nyo.. kekekek... Akhirnya tewas lah juga si pacu bersaiz sederhana... yeahhh... senyuman melirik, pengubat si patin yang menghilang.. kekekeke...

"Si Pacu yang tewas..."



"Utk aktiviti mari belajar memancing, Nie lah hasilnya"


So, aktiviti tamat hampir hampir pkl 2 petang. dengan hasil tangkapan sekor jerk... kekekeke.. jadi laaa... Itu rezeki yg kita ada... hehehehe.. OK geng... salam muhibbah dari saya... MAJULAH SUKAN UNTUK NEGARA. salamx...

Saturday, May 23, 2009

:: Pertandingan Memancing SMART 2009 ::

Tarikh : 23 Mei 2009

Masa : 7.30 pagi – 1.00 tgh hari

Tempat : Kolam Berembang, Pusat Kawalan SMART

Sabtu lepas, JPS mengadakan pertandingan memancing di Kolam Berembang, SMART. So sebagai staff yg berdedikasi (cheewahhhh) kena la dtg... dtg pon bukan nyer berlenggang-lenggang kangkong yer.... kena jadi Hakim beb... iskkk terbayang gak, camner la nk pegang ikan yg mengeletik2 tu... owhh horror nyer... selain hakim, BPP kena buka satu stall jual buah-buah potong... so ari jumaat tu puas la pusing2 area ampang ngan gombak nk cari jambu.. susah btul nk dpt buah jambu lately nie.. kt pasar xder, kat Giant/ Tesco o/Carefour pon xder.... dh ilang idea, last2 call Kak Uyun. So die suggest cari kt gerai jual buah, Pak Chu. Pusing nyer pusing sib baik jumper gerai tu n luckly die mmg ada jual jambu yg blom ptg lg.. fuhhh lega.. tak yah buat jambu hunting lg =p..

:: bersama Hakim2 pertandingan ::

:: Tag Hakim =p ::

So on dat day, awal2 pagi wat registration utk abi as die last min decided nk msk pertandingan gak. Pas register, abi trus cari port baek punyer n aku p tapak sewa gerai nk set-up apa2 yg perlu. Bnyk gak gerai, ada nasi lemak, rojak, satey, gerai air, western food, dadih n byk lg la..

:: Gerai BPP ::

:: Team SMART ::

Tepat kul 8.30am, siren dibunyikan, pertandingan dimulakan. Nasib baik cuaca ala2 mendung2 gitieww.. so xder la panas sgt.. ehehehee…. Then around kul 9.30 baru sorg dpt ikan. Tp chomel je ikan die.. around 500g je… tutup2 around kul 9.45am naik lg sekor, kali nie ikan keli 4.5 kg.. besarr woooo… ada la besar peha… time nk buang sengat die punyer la susah, sampi 2-3 org kena pegang ikan tu… ingat kn ikan keli tu yg paling besar, skali ada sekor lg naik.. kali nie 5.5kg plak.. perghh lagi besar beb…. Tak berani nk dekat pon.. *noted: aku mmg tak sker ngan ikan yg mengeletik2 kire nyer tu menang 1st prize la….

:: yeah.. abi dgn aksi memancing nyer ::

Around kul 12 tgh hari tamat la sudah pertandingan memancing. So berikut list pemenang :-

1st : 5.5 kg (ikan keli)

2nd : 4.5 kg (ikan keli)

3rd : 4.35 kg (ikan keli gak..)

:: pemenang pertama ::

:: Ikan keli yg berjaya ditangkap ::

All in all, activity nie mmg best… Alhamdulillah, majlis berjalan lancar... cuaca pon ok... walaupon buah potong kitorg tak abes dijual tp puas hati… pastu yg klakar nyer time berjual tu ader sorg bdk laki nie... umur dlm 5 -6 thn kot.. badan die uisyhh mmg lazatt... kire nyer gebu la... selang 10 min die dtg kedai kitorg mintak buah (without even paying)... mula2 bleh la layan sbb kesian.. pastu biler asyik mintak je, k.uyun soh die panggil ayah die... tp die kater ayah die tgh mancing... so nak tak nk kena kasi gak la kn sbb die dok ketuk2 kotak buah tu... heeee... geram je.... ngahahha.. tak pe la dik.... mkn la...

And to my beloved abi, jgn sedih yer sbb tak dpt ikan.. ngehehehhe.. esok kite p mancing tmpt lain... nnt org teman =p...

Aighttt till then daaa......


:: abi dtg utk memberi support =p ::
:: amender la yg Tn Hj Sulaimi ckp smpi aku wat muker ::

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

:: Missing someone ::

:: Me & You ::

hmmmm...
its only been a few days...
but i've already miss him =(...

:: Tony Roma's ::

:: 17 May 2009 (Sunday) ::

Last Sunday Abi n I tersgt la malas nk p mana2... so kitorg decided to stay at home je... then around kul 12.30pm ada rancangan Jalan-jalan Cari Makan @ TV3... tau je la kn die punyer pengacara Maria Tengku Sabri tu kalu tgkdie mkn smpi kitorg pon terliur la.. ngehehhe.. pelagi me n abi trus siap2 nk p cari tmpt mkn tu... kedai tu kt area PJ, Bowl Kopitiam....

Around 45min later, lepas pusing punyer pusing k area PJ new Town tu akhir nyer jumper... tp die tutupp.... hhuuwaaaaa *nanesss..... perutsss pon dh lapor... then disebab kn tension, trus ajak abi p the curve.... n dis is where we eat =p...

Tony Roma's =p...

:: tadaaa.... Tony Roma's ::

:: ulalala.... marvellous ::

:: nyum nyumm... delicious ::

The ribs was tender and juicy . The atmosphere was nice, cozy and the service was marvellous. Time to time the waiter will check our table asking if everything was fine. It was nice to know that still there is a dining place where customers view are being valued to provide better and better food to people to enjoy. Things don’ go famous for no reason or by itself. Surely, there’s a reason why Tony Roma's are so famous. It’s worth for what you paid for =).

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

:: Plan A/Plan B ::

:: 16 MAY 2009 (Saturday)::


PLAN A
went out for b/fast
then balik rumah siap2 utk kluar

PLAN B ( without dirancang)
went out for b/fast
trus p BTS (Berjaya Times Square)

& spt biaser bdk giler nie abi sker buat keje giler last min
n he choose PLAN B... dymnnn apa2 je la...
i was so selekehhhh dat time but wat he heck blasah je la...
smpi BTS around 9.30am.. gile awal..
kdai pon baru nk bukak.. ampehhh nyer bi..
ada la amoi tu tgh sapu sampah dlnm kedai...
nk lepak kt starbuck pon, starbuck lom bukak lg....

so lepak2 kt kerusi panjang...
aisehh mcm time dating dolu2 la plak..
aawwuhh... ahaksss =p...

then p jenguk GSC...
the staff tgh berkumpul ramai2...
ada taklimat or apa2 pesanan from their manager kot...
so kitorg lepak2 kt Starbuck...
order Dark Berry Mocha Frappucino....
its sooo yummylicious.... u should try it...


:: Dark Berry Mocha Frappucino ::


tibe2 kitorg terdgr....
"GSC BTS is the best..
we are the best
GSC simply the best
G is for glory
S is for bla bla bla.
C is for bla bla bla...
we are the best"

we was like what???
kesian nyer staff GSC tu..
i mean ok... the cheearing is to lift up their spirits..
but then cheering kt tgh2 org ramai??..
haiiyohh... pity for them la...
anyway pas derang abes cheering, masing2 trus wat keje..
so kitorg beli Angels & Demons...
sgt bestt hokehhh....
tgk jgn tak tgk...


:: bestt bestt... tgk jgn tak tgk ::

:: Kata Orang ::

Kata org gambar mencerminkan seribu bahasa....
Kata org gambar memainkan peranan sebagai saluran untuk meluahkan kata..
Kata org gambar boleh manipulates situation
So apa kata anda apabila melihat gambar di bwh....


Jeng jeng jeng.....


:: ouchh... hhehehe ::

What do u think???
Owhh... no no no.....
Ayed will never do dis to me... Insya-Allah...
u see.. what did i tell you....
"gambar boleh manipulates situation"

This pic was taken exactly one year ago....
Injured myself during futsal training...
Hehehhehe...
Main tak seberapa pon....
N because of this I wasn’t allowed to play futsal anymore...
Hmmpphhh.....

Monday, May 18, 2009

:: Aleesya Aulia ::

:: 14 May 2009 ::

12.39 pm
teett..teettt...
hmm i new msg from iena:-

"Gurls harini ashra msk wad, kena pecah air ketuban..
rasanya harini or esok kte dpt anak buah baru!
Lets pray 4 her & bb!"


i was like owwhhhhh.... ash nk bersalin dh...
seram sejuk la plak...
tgn trus dail no ina..
chit chat with her for awhile
then manage to call ash
doc said that she have to be admitted today as laluan dh buka 3cm...
so die nk balik rumah dulu, mkn2 n mandi2...
then only register msk wad...
then after saying good luck we hung up..

waiting.. waiting... waiting...

finally, around 6.11 am (15/5/2009)
eliz msg :-
"kekwn, ash dh bersalin.. kul 12.07am td.. 3.17kg. so bile korg nk p melawat ekk??"
alhamdulillah... slamat sudah member aku sorg...

then start msging member2 lain..
arrage time nk p melawat ash...
so kitorg decide around 5.30pm jmper kt SJMC..

ehmm ehemmmm.....
presentinggggg....

:: Baby Aleesya Aulia ::
DOB : 15 May 2009

Time : 12.07 am

Weight : 3.17 kg
Length : 48cm
Features : mcm muka mama die =p


:: Aleesya Aulia ::

welcome to the world sayang..

:: aunty ina & aunty osya ::

:: yours truly =p ::

Monday, May 11, 2009

:: Mother's Day Special ::


:: Happy Mother's Day mama =p.... ::


hari nie one whole day diperuntukkan just for mama...
8.30 am : B/fast @ Leha Kelfood, Tmn Melati
12.30pm : P KLCC ngan mama & adek2...
7.30pm : p Ampang Park for our dinner @ Cozy Corner...

kire nyer Mother's Day = Hari mkn sedonia =p

:: nyum.. nyumm..::


:: One big happy family ::

*note: mama is not in this pic coz' she doesn't like to take pic while eating...

Saturday, May 9, 2009

:: Pie's Wedding ::

just came back from Kuala Pilah...
attending our cuz wedding..
penat nyer...

td bertolak from KL around 10.30am & reach Kg Melang around 1.00pm...
erkkkk 2 1/2 hrs?? gile lama..
slalu nyer it takes only 1 1/2 hrs to reach there...
rupa2 nyer ada army truck terbalik...
patut la jem teruk kt Bkt. Putus..
terpaksa la bwk kete slow2...

then smpi Kg Melang ramai yg dh sampai..
pas salam2 ngan sedara mara.. mwuahh2 sket, trus mkn...
uiisyhhh lauk org kawen mmg bestt... =p
nasi putih/ briani + gulai kacang panjang msk lemak cili api + gulai daging + acar + ayam msk merah... huuuuu... superbb.. abesss diet aku minggu nie.. chett..

then mcm biaser la kn bile balik kg mesti ada ahli baru...
so dis time dpt jmper baby K.Syida & Abg Baim...
presenting Baby Damia Batrisya

:: Baby Damia Batrisya ::

chomell sgt...
mata sepet.. mcm mak long die =p
baru 31 hari n berat die dh cecah 4.5kg.. =p
yeahhh susu ibu yg sungguh berkhasiat =p..
then sblom balik smpat bergambor ngan pengantin...

:: Us with Pie n wife ::


:: With Mak Lang's family ::


so congratsss to Pie n wife...
moga berkekalan hingga anak cucu..

sblom balik smpt singgah beli daging salai =p...
ikan keli salai dh abes la plak...
isskkk..... rugi.. rugi

so what is so special about this daging salai??
my dad ckp, daging tu slalu nyer akan di msk/disalai dgn menggunakan asap from sabut kelapa... tu yg buat daging tu have a sweet scent of, err i would say asap sabut kelapa la kn...
pastu bila msk lemak cili api perghhh mmg terangkat..

yup gulai lemak mmg sebati dgn org negeri sembilan...
(n yours truly pon mmg lahir di Seremban =p...
n i'm proud to be N9nies..)
time kecik2 dulu teringat arwah Wan masak gulai lemak nie..
nnt mesti Wan msk kn belimbing buluh...
huuuuu bestt nyer...

pas beli daging tu kitorg pon gerak balik KL
sib baik time balik td xjem...
reach home around 6pm

aighttt..
nk layan AF7..
daa..

********************************

*update...

awokkkk msk AF semula...
hoyeaahhh...
AFUNDI Aril =p

Friday, May 8, 2009

:: Happy Mothers's Day ::


FOR MOMS

She was there at the beginning
When the world was new to you -
She was there to turn to happy times
Those when, you were hurt or blue.

She was there to listen to your thoughts
And when you asked, to give advice -
She was there to tell you, "Those don't match!"
Or, "Hon, you sure look nice."

She was there with you at nighttime
To help you say your prayers _
She was there to tell you, "It's alright."
When you had a dream that scares.

She was there at morning time
To get you up and out of bed -
She was there when you didn't feel good (or did)
To say, "You'd best stay home, instead."

She was there when you were hungry
And when you had those dirty clothes -
She was there when you needed her
(How she knew? Only heaven knows.)

She was there at the beginning
And she'll be there your whole life through -
She'll be there in your mind and heart
Just like a mother is supposed to do.

Mom, I loved you yesterday, I love you tomorrow and everyday.

Happy Mothers's Day to all mothers in the world =p..

what a bad day...

Grrr... Aper ke bangangnya keter wira tuh... Kalo nak bawak laju pon jgn laa masuk lane org lain.. Tak pasal pasal keter aku kau sodoknya. Pepagi buta, org lain pi usya kedai nak breakfast aku plak pi usya bengkel keter. Nasib.. nasib...


7.00 A.M
Dah bersiap siap sementara nunggu hujan berhenti. kalo ikutkan hati mmg nak tdo sampai tengah hari tapi apa kan daya, masih ada kerja yang tertangguh.

8.30 A.M
Teringat nak breakfast kat roti canai petronas. Erm.. hujan pon dah berenti so, panaskan enjin keter sambil sambil lap keter. Biasa laaa bini nombor dua... kekekeke sori wify...

8.45 A.M
On radio.. bukak stesen HOT FM sambil layan lagu2lagu blue's pepagi nie... So bawak keter relax.. keter agak kurang. Mungkin org kat area cnie still tido lagi.. Sojuk laa kater kan..

9.00 A.M
Alamak lampu merah laa plak.. rasa cam nak langgor jerk lampu tapi tak moh laaa.. tuhan nampak laaa.. hehehe... Sambil sambil tunggu lampu ijau, aku tukau channel lagi... sampai laa kuar lagu My endless love kat Mix FM. Teringat tang tang montaj kat Reception wify. hehehe... Layan laa jiwang sat. Tgk mamat cino sebelah keter aku tuh.. bini nya ngandung lew... cute plak tuh... kekekeke.. Tapi bini aku lagi cute.. cewaahh....

9.05 A.M
Fuh lampu ijau dah... aku pon belok laa ke kanan dengan macho nyer... So keter mamat cino perlahan so dia tertinggal laa kat belakang... Tang tang sampai kat satu selekoh maut, tetiba keter mamat cino yg bini dia cute tuh berdezupp laju... ZASSSS... dia bantai keter aku belah belakang kat side pemandu.. S*al, C**laka, B**oh, B**i semua kuar... Dengan sepantas kilat aku berenti tepi sambil block keter dia (mana laa tau dia nak lari ker..), trus kuar keter...

Waaaa.... sedey nyer... dia nyer kemik dar belakang sampei depan.. shilakak tul mamat cina nie.. mamat tuh dgn muka yg toyer + tak mandi + selenger mintak maap sambil tengok tengok keter aku yg kemik tuh.. Kalo ikutkan hati mmg aku nak terajang jerk muko dia tapi sebabkan Negara kita nie ada Undang-Undang so aku tak jadi laaa terajang dia... Dengan muka bengis aku cakap, "Mcm maner kau bawak keter nie? Kat selekoh pon nak bawak laju-laju ker? Aku tak kira, aku nak ko ketuk ngan cat keter aku sama cam sebelum kau langgor. OK?" Lopeh aku cakap mcm tuh jerk.. dia pon merayu damba kat aku.. anak dia mau kuar laa.. mau pakai duit banyak laa itu laa ini laa.. Aku dgn penuh peri kemanusiaan nie.. cakap kat dia..."Berapa kau mampu bayar?..". Dia mampu bayar RM600... Aku pon pikir punya pikir sambil call kawan2 yang lain, derang kater boleh... aku pon setuju laaa...


Lopeh tuh aku pi laa usya bengkel keter sedangkan planning asal nak pi breakfast pastu nak pi opis sat. lopeh usya nyer usya singgah tanya satu kedai nie.. dia quote harga RM700... ades rugi aku satu latus. Dgn hati yang geram + sedey, aku balik umah dgn tangan kosong... Kesimpulannya malang tak berbau.. kalau berbau pon mungkin bau badan korang sendri... adios, amigos.. mau pi semayang jumaat plak...

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

:: hmmpphhh.... ::

Frust
Angry
Tension
Depress

It is something unfathomable
and I can't blogging about it here..

Why???

Is it because of the PMS Syndrome???
or it's just something very disturbing
that makes my chest is about to burst....
I just can't stand dis anymore
n I need choc to restabilize my mood..
grrrrr...

Monday, May 4, 2009

Maha Dahsyatt!!!

Seperti biasa, hari Ahad hari yg paling aku TAK SUKA! sebab kener hantar wify balik KL pastu esoknya plak dah hari Isnin. Monday blue's... Tapi.. nak dijadikan ceghita.. lopeh den bersodih sodih, bermwuah-mwuah, berlambai-lambai kat den punyo oghang umah (Nie time anto wify balik KL laa nie, naik bus jerk) den pon balek laa dgn hati yng muram.. Tibo-tibo maso den sampai kat area Sutera Utama, oghang punyo laaa ramai.. mcm somut merah.... macam lagu semut merah tuh... hehehe.. Den tgk kiri kanan, tak der plak sign board or kain rentang yg sepatutner. Usya punya usya... rupo ruponya... ada 4x4 challenge daaa...

Den pun per lagi... pi parking ketor kat celah bedah antara pokok sukun dgn pokok pinang.. Pastu buka boot keter, capai camera torus pi soborang longkang yang maha dalam tuh... (Kalo jatoh mau hanyut dek air yg doreh tuh...). Den pon solit punyo solit kat celah celah oghang yg maha ramai tuh... fuh... akhirnya dapat gak port yang sesueiii tuk mennyengodeng... kekeke. Pap pap klik klik... baru dua tiga snap ada laa sorang mamat nie... cara jalan agak macho, tergelincir kat lopak-lopak air. kekekeke... (den golak dalam hati jerk laaa...).

So den nak bagi laporan ringkas ckit, pasal aktiviti kat saner sebab den ada borak-borak dgn sorang juri nie, Pak Mail namanyo. Event nie start dari 2/5/2009 smpai 3/5/2009. Ramai yang join.. dari mesia ada, singapore, thailand, india, Thailand dll. So pertandingan nie ada 10 checkpoint, SS1 sampai SS10. Setiap checkpoint nie dia kira masa. Pemenang diadili oleh pengadil-pengadil yg bertauliah dan ada gak yang tak bertauliah. Rules and regulation dia, den tak sompat nak tanyo kat pokcik tuh.. sobab tang den tgh sodap-sodap berborak dgn pokcik tuh, dio kener jadi referee plak.. RIMAU betul... Tapi secara ringkasnya, team mana yang paling pantas dia lah dikira juara. Maksudnya semua masa untuk setiap checkpoint akan diambil dan akan dijumlahkan dan team yg dapat masa yg paling pantas dia laaa JUARA!!!

So sampai sini jewk laaa den bagi report untuk 4x4 challenge. Yang pontingnya maju sukan untuk negaro, Abis baju den dek keno air lecak. nak tgk gambor sila scroll ke bawoh. salamx....



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